At the moment I am going into a local hospital everyday (except Sunday's and bank hols) to be covered in 50/50 paraffin emollient. The first few days it was tops off, covered, top back on, then everything off below the waist with both hands self consciously covering my bits.
After a few days I relaxed and it seemed more practical to whip everything off with one hand covering what needed to be covered. Then after a week or so of this one of the nurses passed me an odd wrapped package which turned out to be disposable pants. Was I supposed to be wearing these all the time? No one told me. Oh well, disposable pants from now on.
I have also started light therapy. Standing in an upright tanning booth every other day. The only bits to be covered are my ....bits. The nurse said I could get a g-string but just tucking everything into a dark sock should be okay. So first time the sock method worked fine, the second time just as the lights went on the sock fell off. STOP!!! I shouted as I didn't know whether to replace the sock, cover myself with a hand, or just get a tan on the little fella. Thankfully they stopped while I the sock was returned to its rightful place. But now going forward I have to decide. Do I find a sock with a tighter grip? Or do I go g-string shopping?
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