Thursday 2 July 2015

Smut

It can be difficult to talk about the process of removing of shredded skin and applying of Emoliant, without it sounding a bit smutty. Examples of things said by me or others;
- I need to cream up
- I have to shake myself off
- kevs gone to lube up 
- I stopped off at a service station to touch myself up 

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